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HIMSELF

Well lets just get the obvious ones out of the way to call Kanye West an egomaniac would be an understatement almost any word relating to confidence for that matter would be cliché in this case whether its his multitude of absurd quotes or believing himself to be the voice of this generation Kanye West believes he can has and will do it all and in his mind that probably includes eventually walking on water (“If Jesus did it why not me” ) he will say to himself Kanye’s strong beliefs in himself his work and ambitions cause him to automatically assume him and his contributions to the world of music, fashion, etc… are superior to and more deserving of accolades than that of his peers  this is why he is left flabbergasted beaver teeth exposed and all at the thought of someone not enjoying his music or losing an award especially when he spends a million dollars when Kanye invest this amount of money in a video, song or multicolored backpack even the deaf and blind are expected to like it sampling artist and sucking at it more innovative /creative (daft punk) than yourself is no easy task neither is shopping at Louis Vuitton or drawing pseudo inspiration from various artist, movies, fashion designers, etc it takes a lot to subtly copy cat pass everything off as your own, and smile like a homo so if you see Kanye on the streets (he’s easy to spot just look for a book bag including 10 or more colors the size of a pillow or two front teeth the size of ladders both of which make him easily recognizable from afar) remember to bow in the presences of greatness that greatness being him or else he will stare at you until you spontaneously burst into flames when he realizes abilities like these are beyond human means (he will probably spend a million dollars or more in an attempt to allow himself to set people on fire using his eyes )tell him to stop sagging tight jeans and get a haircut